Here are some life-changing questions to think about
Would You Rather...
Burp the sound of a gong
or
Sneeze the sound of a bowling strike
Vomit marbles
or
Sweat cheese
Things to consider: jogging, the flu
Have a receding hairline
or
Have pro-ceding hairline
Have retractable claws
or
Have prehensile dreadlocks (monkey's have prehensile tails)
Be able to communicate with the dead
or
Have a "save game" function for your life
Read Hamlet
or
Give blood
Be stoned to death by pickles
or
Suffocate in mayonnaise
Live in a world where afros were required for all politicians
or
One where all international disputes are solved with break-dancing contests
Live in the Star Wars universe
or
The world of Dr. Suess
In Hell, be sentenced to an eternity of gridlocked traffic jams
or
Stuck at a bar mitzah with a painfully bad band who sings songs like "Celebration"
And the ultimate "would you rather"
Eat a poop brownie
or
A diarrhea milkshake
Would You Rather...
Burp the sound of a gong
or
Sneeze the sound of a bowling strike
Vomit marbles
or
Sweat cheese
Things to consider: jogging, the flu
Have a receding hairline
or
Have pro-ceding hairline
Have retractable claws
or
Have prehensile dreadlocks (monkey's have prehensile tails)
Be able to communicate with the dead
or
Have a "save game" function for your life
Read Hamlet
or
Give blood
Be stoned to death by pickles
or
Suffocate in mayonnaise
Live in a world where afros were required for all politicians
or
One where all international disputes are solved with break-dancing contests
Live in the Star Wars universe
or
The world of Dr. Suess
In Hell, be sentenced to an eternity of gridlocked traffic jams
or
Stuck at a bar mitzah with a painfully bad band who sings songs like "Celebration"
And the ultimate "would you rather"
Eat a poop brownie
or
A diarrhea milkshake
Ash I love your posts! ha they are so funny! THose are definitely ideas I need to think about:)
ReplyDeletethat is awesome! love it!
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