April 18, 2009

would you rather...

Here are some life-changing questions to think about

Would You Rather...

Burp the sound of a gong
or
Sneeze the sound of a bowling strike

Vomit marbles
or
Sweat cheese
Things to consider: jogging, the flu

Have a receding hairline
or
Have pro-ceding hairline

Have retractable claws
or
Have prehensile dreadlocks (monkey's have prehensile tails)

Be able to communicate with the dead
or
Have a "save game" function for your life

Read Hamlet
or
Give blood

Be stoned to death by pickles
or
Suffocate in mayonnaise

Live in a world where afros were required for all politicians
or
One where all international disputes are solved with break-dancing contests

Live in the Star Wars universe
or
The world of Dr. Suess

In Hell, be sentenced to an eternity of gridlocked traffic jams
or
Stuck at a bar mitzah with a painfully bad band who sings songs like "Celebration"

And the ultimate "would you rather"

Eat a poop brownie
or
A diarrhea milkshake

2 comments:

  1. Ash I love your posts! ha they are so funny! THose are definitely ideas I need to think about:)

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