would you rather...

Here are some life-changing questions to think about

Would You Rather...

Burp the sound of a gong
or
Sneeze the sound of a bowling strike

Vomit marbles
or
Sweat cheese
Things to consider: jogging, the flu

Have a receding hairline
or
Have pro-ceding hairline

Have retractable claws
or
Have prehensile dreadlocks (monkey's have prehensile tails)

Be able to communicate with the dead
or
Have a "save game" function for your life

Read Hamlet
or
Give blood

Be stoned to death by pickles
or
Suffocate in mayonnaise

Live in a world where afros were required for all politicians
or
One where all international disputes are solved with break-dancing contests

Live in the Star Wars universe
or
The world of Dr. Suess

In Hell, be sentenced to an eternity of gridlocked traffic jams
or
Stuck at a bar mitzah with a painfully bad band who sings songs like "Celebration"

And the ultimate "would you rather"

Eat a poop brownie
or
A diarrhea milkshake

sun valley

This weekend we drove up to Sun Valley to visit my Nanni and Papa for Easter...best road trip ever!

Here's a list of the Top Ten Things We Did On the Way:

#10 Seeing this guy on the freeway

#9 Sierra making fun of Star Wars and Jett saying with literally almost tears in his eyes, "No it's not, take it back!" It was pretty funny

#8 Sierra actually liking Star Wars after watching it

#8 Smith and Edwards (the only place I know that sells cookware and hand grenades under the same roof)

#6 Stopping at an authentic Indian trading post...pretty cool

#5 We had to stop and pet the baby calves

#4 The Shoshone Museum of Natural History (out in the middle of nowhere is one of the world's greatest collections of animals and artifacts. We even saw a mammoth skeleton!)

#3 Twin Falls (it was a lot bigger than we thought)

#2 The Mammoth Cave (a sign in the middle of the desert said "CAVE" so we said, "Why not?!" The employee handed us two lanterns and said have fun, so we explored an old cave all by ourselves!)

#1 Seeing these two cute old men sleeping in their car in a parking lot...naptime!

kids are funny

While driving on the freeway today a school bus full of kids was trying to merge into my lane, so I let them in. Some little kid in the back gave me the peace sign to say thanks and I gave him the peace sign back. Then he turned around and was saying something to his friends all excited, and the next thing I know, ten little boys are crammed up against the back window giving me the peace sign. Remember on field trips when you would pretend to pull a horn so a semi would honk his horn? I felt like the guy driving the semi. I laughed and gave them all the peace sign. Little kids are awesome.

look ma, i'm famous!

dancing = happy

I wish life was like a musical where everyone knows all the words and dance moves--how happy would that be?!

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